Okay, I was working on a blog but got distracted by something(none of your business what!). I therefore have decided to post this joke I wrote instead. That is all.
Your mama is so nasty, that if you added hops and barley to her lady places, in 5-7 days, you could drink beer from her vagina... That joke does require a basic understanding of the fermentation process and the art of beer making... You see i am implying that she has a yeast infection... You see when yeast is added to soaked hops and barley, that's how alcohol is created... You know what, just google it.