Tuesday 31 May 2011

Candle in the Wind 2011



It has been some time since I have posted a blog here, as I've been in mourning, you see. A great and true friend has come to the end of it's cycle on this planet and crossed over the river Styx into Hades for all of eternity, and maybe a bit longer.


I couldn't begin to tell you the adventures we've shared together. Pals just doesn't seem adequate to describe it, lovers, a lot too much. Let's just say we were mates. We've traveled to several different countries, countless bars and shady establishments. We ran from danger, we ran towards danger,we did everything on two feet. To paraphrase Hemingway, we could "out-fight, fuck, fish, write, or hunt almost any m*tha'f*cka on the planet." A trusted and valued companion and confidant, we shall not soon see the likes...again.


AND NOW A MOMENT OF SILENCE PLEASE


(Please feel free to stick on an Elton John album after the moment of silence. I feel this will only show respect to the dearly departed.)


It is with a heavy heart that I announce the death of my beloved...Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars.


May they Rest in Pieces.




A bit of good news! Right before my Chucks went to Valhalla for good(by way of the rubbish bin across from some pub in Covent Garden), they got to meet the next generation. They had a quick chat, you know, a quick tête à tête, as the old guard passed on some quick but valuable lessons to the younger Chuck, Chuck Jr, let's call him. It was a sombre moment or quiet reflection for those present and I don't think anyone would be ashamed for me to mention it, tears were spilled. Thinking of this moment I cannot write anymore for the salty discharge falling from my eyes is falling onto my keyboard.


It seems to me, like you lived you're life, like a candle in the wind.


You're candle burned out long before, you're legend ever did.

Good-bye my old friend. I will see you in Stovokor!

"And in the end, you love you take, is equal to the love, you make."
-The Beatles









Thursday 5 May 2011

13 Assasins is F*#cking Breathtaking! MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS and a bit about the AV vote today

                                         
I don't go to a lot of films these days, being skint and all, but do enjoy a good samurai picture. Of course, everybody in the know loves Akira Kurosawa's films, especially the samurai epics like Seven Samurai, Yojimbo and Rashomon, and if you do, this is right up your alley.

This film, Takeshi Miike's 13 Assassins harks back to the great old samurai epic. A noble quest to assassinate the Shogun's evil brother, played very creepily by J-pop group SMAP's Goro Inagaki . Those who know SMAP will be surprised and impressed. I know I was. The main actor is Koji Yakusho and he is nothing short of brilliant in his role as quest boss and organizer Shinzaemon. 

Anyway, I don't want to be a movie reviewer and am obviously not that adept at it, shut up, and do not want to take up a lot of my precious time, so I will quit while I'm ahead. Just go see the bloody film. As a matter of fact, do everything I suggest on this blog, let's take that as red at this point.

Kapla!

P.S. It's voting day in London. What should we do on AV? Well, if you don't know what that is, I am not going to explain it as it took me a while to figure it out myself...which I think I do...but perhaps not. Anyhoo, I am not going to say which way I am going to vote, I am only going to say that whatever David Cameron says to do, I usually don't. Vote with your brains people! Don't get fooled again! End of rant.

Double Kapla!